Cleaning Service

Evryone says yer not s'pposed to eat food off the ground. They're all "a dog you are not" an "ewww, Ben, I don't like it when you eat food off the floor, it makes my breath stink as well" an "Obes, why don't cha drink from the tizzy next?"

Well sometimes, I sees one'a the younglins drop a perf'cly good cookie er cupcake on the floor, then pick it up an eat it like it was nothin.' But when I find long lost baloney sanwichhes unner my bed, everone's grossed out. It just ain't fair. Food is food, y'know. Don't matter who eats it, as long as yeh keeps the floor clean. Y'all could even say I'm keepin' the Temple safe from peoples slidin, from stankin up, an also from swarms of hungry fire-ants - which reminds me, gotta go clean my room.