Thursday, November 17, 2005

It ain't no fun bein' in jail

I got in a bit-o trouble and landed mahself in jail. I'm still waitin' fer Yoda an Mace to come bail me out.

These bars go mighty high, and the walls are kinda close. If yeh stare at em long enough, they kinda look like dere closin in. Perty soon, I bet they's gonna squash me flat.

The food they's served's all funky-smellin, and it looks like green mashed potatas. I'ws about to take a bite when I heard a familiar sound next to me.


I looked round and the guy next to me had Cheetos. Cheetos!

"Ey! Where'd you get dose?" He looked at me.

"Nunnayer business."

"Can I have one?"

"Shut up."


"I said shut up!"

"How bout I say perty please?"


"Perty please with a cherry on top?"

"Listen, buddy. If you don't shut up like I say-" he put his finger in fronta his neck an made a scratchy noise, which usually meant "Yer gettin' a spankin, Benji-Boy."


I nodded and backed away and din't make anudder sound. The walls'r closin in on me again. I think I'll sing.


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2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will you sing the llama song?

"Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama,llama duck...."

3:08 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Mind whammy em, G!

7:49 PM  
Blogger flu said...

subject him to the flying scissor kick and then incapicitate him with ... THE IRON CLAW... then enjoy his cheetohs

OK, trivia time, which old school wrassler is known for the iron claw?


6:54 AM  
Blogger flu said...


2:11 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Young Starbucker,

Fritz von Erich, the answer you seek is.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Shaak Ti said...

Ha! Um. You're funny. How did YOU get in jail??!!! must read blog.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

Ok but your the last person Im going to bail out of jail for this month.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wipe out a lightsaber and cut the bars and then cut the guys hands off and get the cheetos

4:35 PM  

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