Friday, January 06, 2006

The Black Spy

So the council found out that a Sith Lord was gonna send one'o his spies to the Temple to do some investigatin. Our mission was to wait for 'im to land somewhere at the doorway and knock im out and tie im up fer some serious questionin. Anni was fumin at first, 'til we found out Senator Padme ain't comin, cause she had the flu.

We stood at the doorway and waited.

And waited. Ships an' speeders were zippin all round the Temple, but not one'a dem landed here.

"You know, G. No one's comin anyway, why doncha go grab us some booze?"

"Naw, t'ose council members tole me it was mighty important to wait here. Maybe them Siths' even right here, waitin for us to leave so they can sneak in."

Sudd'nly, a big 'ol black figure jumped outta nowhere. He looked to be somewheres round six feet tall, all dressed black metal armor.

"I'll have no quarrel with you if you let me in."

Anni and I pulled out our lightsabers. "We ain't lettin you nowhere, pardner." I tole him. He pulled out his.

"Then you shall die."

Anakin came at him and aimed for his face but he swung quickly an blocked it. They had them sabers locked for a second, until I came in and slashed his arm with the lightsaber clean off. Blood ran outta his empty arm socket.

"Tell us," I commanded, "Who is this 'Darth Sidious' feller?"

"This battle isn't won yet!" He picked his saber back up with his remainin arm.

"You mad, yo? You lost an arm."

"No I haven't!"

"What's that then?"

"I've had worse. Now try me, fools!"

Since this guy was a righty, he was mighty unskilled with his left-hand. B'fore he could swing, Anakin chopped his other arm off. Blood immediately ran outta it. He looked awful silly.

"I suggest you go back an' rethink your life," I tole him good.

"Oh, had enough, eh?"

"Uh, that's pretty wack, man. What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"

"Yeah. How's you s'posed to fight with no arms left?"

"Have at you!" He kicked my knee hard with his left foot.

"Gawddangit," I yelled, "I just banged it on the doorway this mornin!" I slashed his leg off. "You stupid loony!"

"I'm invincible!"

"You kiddin,' man? You just got shlazzammed. Why don't you go back to yo box now?"

"Oh I see. Chicken! Chicken!"

"Look, I don't wanna kill you an' shizz, but if you keep-"

"Say, aren't you the one who's having an affair with Senator-"

whop

He now had no legs left, just a goofy head on a torso sittin upright on the ground. "Say, let's call a draw."

"C'mon, G. Let's tell the others." We went back into the Temple, followed by obscene curses behind us.

27 Comments:

Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Congratulations, you beat the black knight.

(Stands a safe distance away)Now what about Anakin and the Senator?

2:44 PM  
Blogger flu said...

bravo!

Be careful for the guy who asks three questions before you cross the span.

an keep a sharp eye out for killer rabbits

3:09 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

That sith sounded like a real cut up!!

Hey, does a hutt call a sith with no legs ?

Nothin, he aint gonna come anyway !

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

4:04 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I'd be more concerned with the possibility of surly French guards

1:13 AM  
Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Wait until you run into the bridgekeeper that ask (3) questions. Just make sure you have all your answers the 1st time he asks.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

more villans should sit still for there beatings it would make our job a lot easier

10:55 PM  
Blogger Logan said...

Hi my name is Logan. I am 7. Your story was very very funny!

6:03 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yep, those Black Knight's are dangerous. Dangerous to themselves.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Watch out for the Knights who say "Nee", you must.

8:31 PM  
Blogger jedi wookiee said...

hi obi! nice blog, i'm gonna keep reading it.
see you, roomie! ;)

8:10 AM  
Blogger Revan said...

I thought he was supposed to be a droid? Well, good job jedi...

5:53 PM  
Blogger Revan said...

Oh yeah, and i think ani might be having an gay affair with palpatine, thats we he shut up the dude before he could say anything.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Nice work, boys!

6:18 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Word, Obs, word. I mean, shuh, he no match for us an spit. Betwizzle the two of us, I think we've prolly cut off enough limbs ta... I dunno... sumthing.

4:41 PM  
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