Sunday, November 27, 2005

Ernest ain't dead

Ernest cain't be dead. He cain't be. I just saw 'im in the television a few days ago. In fact, I see him all the time. He always says the same stuff, but he's always dere. Whever you want him, all yeh gots to do is push the black tape in and push the green button, and he's dere. He's been givin' that big silly 'ol grin every 348 times he went ta camp, and I bet he'd give it again if I saw him a 349th time.

Master Yoda tole me dead Ernest is, but I know Ernie's out there. And to prove it, I'm goin' to TVland, and bringin'im back to the Temple. Anakin tole me great things 'bout TVland, an' how I'm gonna have oodles and oodles of fun.

Mace, I'm takin' your speeder.


Blogger Mace Windu said...

WHAT! What am I supposed to drive for a week? What happened to yours? Take Anakin's he wont care! (that was a lie)

7:36 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Kenobi, as long as alive in your heart Ernest is, then really dead he is not.

Kind of like Elvis that way, he is.

9:07 PM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

TVland... hummm, I have never heard of the place.

Does sound like fun though.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

You ain't sayin' Elvis is dead, are ya?

11:09 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

*tries really, really, really hard not to laugh*

2:12 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

RIP Ernest

6:17 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Of the time you decided to run away to join the circus this reminds me. Very cute it was. Your teddy bear, some Cheetos, and a Peanut Butter sandwich you put in a knapsack before you left.

Of course, kind of odd for a 34-year-old that was.

7:44 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

An don't forget, Master Y-dawg, he was only wearin his undies an some socks. That was mad funny, yo.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Great ! You and Kakoprot would be great Friends Maybe I should drop him off at the Jedi Temple It will get him out of my hair for a few hours.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sad someone has stolen my identity, it is.

for i am the true Ob1 despite grammatical errors like yoda i have

9:47 PM  
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