The Mystrey of the Missin Wax
I was stickin Cheetos in my beard when Mace walked in, huffin and puffin like the big bad wolf.
"Obi-Wan! Did you steal my scalping wax?"
"Pshaw. Why'd I want yer stupid products in the firs' place?"
Which is true. It looks like coconut jelly, smells like coconut jelly, but it ain't coconut jelly. It don't taste good at all.
"Well someone better find it, before I start growin stubble. Think you can help me, brotha?"
"Sure thang."
He left, prob'ly knockin on more doors, botherin people while they're doin their own businesses. I got out mah magnifyin' glass an started lookin fer clues.
The firs' one I found was in Mace's room, around where the crime took place.
What would a bag of Cheetos be doin' on Mace's bed?
"Obi-Wan! Did you steal my scalping wax?"
"Pshaw. Why'd I want yer stupid products in the firs' place?"
Which is true. It looks like coconut jelly, smells like coconut jelly, but it ain't coconut jelly. It don't taste good at all.
"Well someone better find it, before I start growin stubble. Think you can help me, brotha?"
"Sure thang."
He left, prob'ly knockin on more doors, botherin people while they're doin their own businesses. I got out mah magnifyin' glass an started lookin fer clues.
The firs' one I found was in Mace's room, around where the crime took place.
What would a bag of Cheetos be doin' on Mace's bed?
posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi at 4:34 PM
13 Comments:
Oh Oh Oh, I see a clue!! But shouldn't the paw print be orange, not that I'm implying anything...
Quick! write it down in your handy dandy notebook.
When you get three clues, sit in your thinking chair and I bet you'll solve the mystery.
I think he may be trying to lure you into staying in his chamber for a while with his crafty wiles for who-knows-what!
I wish Ackbar were here... He'd know exactly what to say...
Look at all the girlieness in his room, I can not. My eyes it hurts.
Cheeto's & wax aint that the ingredients for Cheesewhiz?
And i have to agree with yoda ( gotta stop that ) That rooms lookin awfull gurlieman
Whosever did it woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling redneck.
Cheetos, origin of-dust?
It's a trap!
Whoever did that did a horrible thing to his room I haven't seen so much pink Since my Granddaughter had a Barbie dream house Wait it was supposed to be like that? okay I'm scared
Is the crime who stole the wax, or who decorated that room?
OK, here's my guess...
Mace Windu, in the girly room, with the waxy cheetos.
Am I right? Do any of you have one of those cards?
Let's check the envelope.
Eat pie! EAT!! EAT!!!!
LOL!!! I BROKE OUT CRYING WHEN I SAW MACE WINDOWS ROOM! I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER CUZ OF JON!
wanna buy a r2 unit?
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