Thursday, February 23, 2006

Obi-Wan Kenobi - Robber Extraordinaire

I peered into the room. Good, I thought. Mace Windu was a-restin' on his bald shiny head. Tip-toeing, which I realized made the floor's squeakin even worse, I snuck in.

squeak, squeak, squeak

There, on the dresser, his speeder keys glimmered in the sun. It'ws almost noon, but I know ol' baldy likes to sleep late. Gettin som'ma that beauty rest for his scalp. Not tiptoein' no more, I walked to where it was. The floor was still squeakin, but not so bad.

squeak, squeak

Within reach of his keys, I grasped 'em. They made a jinglin sound.


I stopped where I was looked back. Mace turned round in his sleep, that was all. I slowly walked back towards the door, carefully holdin the keys to muffle the jinglin.

squeak, squeak

I was at the door. Lookin back in his room, I realized I dun the impossible. I (sorta) outsmarted Mace. Forgetting I'ws still holdin the keys, I did my "we did it, hooray!" dance, which I learned from a show called Dora the Explora. I thought about meetin' Dora, along with Ernest.

jingle, jingle, jingle

"What the- What'choo doin with my keys, Obi-Wan?" It was Mace. Gettin outta bed, still in his ducky PJs, he looked furious. "You get back here!"

Knowin the smart thing to do, I ran.


Blogger JawaJuice said...

So...where were you going that you needed Mace's speeder?

9:38 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Kenobi, want to be seen in a hot pink speeder with flowers painted on the side anyway, you do not.

10:29 AM  
Blogger Jango Fett said...

Get a Cheeto design speeder. You'll get some girls with that. :)

3:40 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Maybe you can come over and I'll have the autochef make us some Cheeto pie.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ducky PJ,s . Sombodys gotta get a picture of that.

I could sell that at a good profit

5:37 AM  
Blogger flu said...

I'm impressed that you didn't step on the bubble-wrap laying in the floor.

Good job!

9:07 AM  
Blogger Commander Cody said...

Cheetos are good. I wnat some of that cheeto Pie!

6:51 AM  
Anonymous pinkcheeto said...

Hey, does any of you jedi's like cheetos. if you do can you dance in your underpants and pretend to be a chicken with bird flu?

kind regards,

***Princess- pinkcheeto***

the 1st

p.s THAT IS A JOKE!!!!!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous pinkcheeto said...

does it cost money to get a blog?

oh i can lend someone my 'cheetowheelz' It's one hell of a car. And it tastes nice too!

8:43 AM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

No'm, Blogger's completely free. They don't check your email address either.

2:52 PM  
Blogger flu said...

golly, Obi... you just passed up an easy money-making opportunity!

6:50 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Run, Kenobi Run"

12:26 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Couldn't you have, you know, used the force to bring the keys to you? Just a thought

11:16 AM  
Blogger Mara Jade said...

So it was you who broke in to my house

1:46 PM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...


6:50 PM  
Blogger Jango Fett said...

Obi-Wan outsmarted the Maceinator
Who does it feel to be a fool Mace?

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